Here are the results of the first survey I did...

For most categories, results are only posted for questions receiving 5 or more responses. It was just easier that way. There were 124 responses received.

1) Name a character from the Simpsons TV show that is not a member of the Simpsons family.

Moe [17]
Barney [15]
Krusty the Clown [15]
Apu [10]
Mr Burns [10]
Ned Flanders [8]
Sideshow Bob [6]

Apu held an early lead. Good mix of characters mentioned. Oh, and 4 losers mentioned Bart.

2) Name the Hollywood star you would be least surprised to hear made an X-rated (porno) movie.

Pamela Lee Anderson [21]
Madonna [11]
Demi Moore [10]
Sharon Stone [7]
Brad Pitt [5]
Sylvester Stallone [5]

3) Name a prison in the US.

Alcatraz [38]
Leavenworth [13]
Sing Sing [9]
San Quentin [7]
Folsom [5]

I'm not even sure why I asked this question.

4) Name the sexiest member of the Supreme Court.

Justice O'Connor [20]
Too sick to think about [17]
Justice Thomas [12]
Justice Ginsberg [3]
Justice Souter [2]
Justice Scalia [1]
Justice Marshall [1]
Justice Burger [1]
Justice Rehnquist [1]

I know why I asked this question. It was special for a friend who's studying law in DC. This was the question with the most null responses. Oh...and those 5 of you who answered Ito? You lose.

5) Name the worst beer in America (not necessarily the worst American Beer).

Budweiser [14]
Coors [9]
Coors Light [5]
Busch [5]
Milwaukee's Best [5]

6) Name a euphamism for "having sex" that could be repeated during television prime time.

Doing it [21]
Making whoopie [14]
Getting it on [5]

I got a lot of answers for this, but the only really creative one was "Eating chocolate".

7) Name the comic strip which most closely resembles your life.

Cathy [16]
Garfield [11]
Calvin and Hobbes [8]
Peanuts [8]
Far Side [7]
Dilbert [6]
For Better or For Worse [5]
Sally Forth [5]

I expected Dilbert to be higher on the list. I didn't expect Cathy to be so high.

8) How lame! I forgot number 8!

9) Name the song from the seventies you least want to hear again.

YMCA [18]
Stayin' Alive [9]
All of them [5]
Muskrat Love [4]
Feelings [4]

With Stairway to Heaven getting two votes.

10) Name the least appropriate Olympic sport.

Synchronized Swimming [21]
Boxing [6]
Rhythmic Gymnastics [6]
Ping Pong [6]
Ballroom Dancing [5]

11) Name the fast food restaurant that has the worst food.

McDonalds [30]
Burger King [17]
Taco Bell [13]
Hardees [13]
White Castle [7]
Arbys [5]
Jack In The Box [5]

With a couple of regional anamolies, I think this is the order in popularity as well. Which doesn't really explain White Castle...mmm...sliders...

12) Name the worst food you've ever eaten.

Liver [9]
Lobster [8]
Sushi [7]

This had the most number of different responses.

13) Pick a number between 1 and 10.

7 [40]
3 [17]
5 [13]
8 [12]
4 [9]
6 [8]
9 [7]
10 [3]
1 [5]
2 [4]

There's a psychology experiment here somewhere....I'm not sure where, though...

14) Name the most overrated "classic" writer.

Shakespeare [16]
Hemingway [15]
Dickens [9]
Hawthorne [6]
Steinbeck [6]
Melville [4]
Poe [4]
Twain [4]
Austen [3]
Tolstoy [2]

Wow...a surprisingly literate bunch of answers. I was not expecting Hawthorne to be so high on the list, if at all.

LAST) What have I got in my pocket?

Change [17]
Lint [14]
Your hand [12]
A wocket [7]
Nothing [6]
A Condom [5]
The One Ring [3]

Actually, I have two pens in the left, my checkbook in my right. You all lose.


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