Yeah, yeah, way beyond 100 again. This time it doesn't make too much of a difference.
On with the results...
1) Name someone, real or fictional, that you would consider a "gentleman".
Superman [6]
James Bond [5]
Rhett Butler [5]
Abraham Lincoln [4]
Dad [4]
Cary Grant [4]
Richard Gere [4]
Plenty of quality answers, with a strong showing from Dad. Also getting votes were Jean-Luc Piccard, Bob Hope, Jesus, Mike Brady and "My Husband". Mickey Mouse was also listed, but having seen some early works, I'd call him more of a scoundrel than a gentleman.
2) What traffic law do you enjoy breaking the most?
Speeding [87]
None [7]
Jaywalking [6]
Running Stop Signs [6]
Running Yellow Lights [4]
Running Red Lights [2]
Sex in car [2] (oral or otherwise)
So either seven of you are lying, or you simply hate breaking the law. And I'm not entirely certain that having sex in your car is illegal, although it could be considered driving too fast for conditions, I suppose.
3) Name a word you would never expect (or have expected) your parents to use.
Fuck [30]
Sex [10]
Any Expletive [5]
Cool [5]
Damn [5]
Shit [5]
Divorce [3]
Groovy [3]
Apparently we expect our parents to act like prudes around us. For the most part they probably do, too. Some non-sexual, non-expletive words mentioned include: beefcake, dude, microprocessor and yahtzee. That last one must not be a game player.
4) What flavor of ice cream do you like the least?
Strawberry [24]
Chocolate [11]
Vanilla [11]
Pistachio [10]
Coffee [7]
Rocky Road [7]
Bubble Gum [4]
Butter Pecan [4]
Cookie Dough [4]
Maple [4]
Neopolitan [4]
Hrm. Two of the most popular flavors (Chocolate, Vanilla) make the top three for least favorite. Just goes to show. Other candidates for bad recipes to bring to the potluck are: Licorice, Mint, Peach, Pickle and Ketchup.
For more information about ice cream flavors, check out what the Dairy Science and Technology program at the University of Guelph has to say.
5) What do you want to be when or if you grow up?
Doctor [16]
Financially Independent [11] (covers millionaire, multi-billionaire)
Teacher [7]
Actor [6]
An Adult [5]
Fireman [4]
Lawyer [4]
President [4]
I'm not sure if anyone should be surprised by these answers. Maybe that teacher scored so high. Maybe that people still want to be President. Maybe that five of you were so philosophical. Maybe that only 2 people wanted to be porn stars. Maybe not.
And someone wanted to be Peter Pan when they grew up, which seems to be a paradox of some kind.
6) What is the most under-appreciated TV show no longer on the air?
Alf [4]
Family Feud [4]
Gilligans Island [3]
My So-Called Life [3]
Three's Company [3]
Beverly Hillbillies [2]
Cheers [2]
I Love Lucy [2]
Knight Rider [2]
M*A*S*H [2]
Press Your Luck [2]
Soap [2]
Welcome Back Kotter [2]
I'm not sure whether I meant TV shows not on in syndication or not. I apparently wasn't alone in that. Just goes to show that the viewing public in a number of cases still doesn't have any taste. This has been an editorial opinion.
Also getting votes: Bosom Buddies, Cupid, Fat Albert, Max Headroom and, inevitably, Seinfeld.
7) Pick a prime number between 0 and 100.
7 [17]
3 [16]
13 [10]
11 [8]
2 [7]
17 [5]
5 [5]
37 [4]
What does Dr. Math say about prime numbers? That they are "a positive number that has exactly two factors, 1 and itself." Of the 127 answers to this question, nearly 25 percent were composite numbers.
Whatever.
LAST) "This string walks into a bar" or "This traveling salesman..."
String [73]
Salesman [48]
Don't ask. I can't tell you what this means, or why I asked this question in the first place. I can't rightfully say.