| Past | Present | Future |
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| "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." |
"Welcome to Hell!" |
hell login: |
| Molten and frozen streams of lava. |
Various punishments fitting various sins. |
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| "Will unbaptized babies go to hell?" |
"Will I go to hell?" |
How do I email someone in hell? |
| Eternal damnation, no escape, no matter what. |
Purgatory for some offers some hope. Otherwise eternal damnation. |
Eternal damnation, unless rescued by aliens from another dimension. |
| Unbelievers | Wrong doers | Everybody |
| Prayer | Mediums | the WWW Hell server |