Punctuation of the Gods

Zeus is MIGHTY and he knows it! Many of his sentences end in exclamation points! Only one, but, damn, one's enough!

Hermes, well, he's a speed freak, and so you'll find lots, and lots, and lots, of commas in his sentences.

Hades...deep in depression and despair...you can hear the ellipses in his voice...

Apollo: inventor of the colon; popularizer of the semi-colon.

Aphrodite (the goddess of love), speaks in (husky and seductive) parentheses, as if her words (like her body) were a public secret meant only for you.

© Coypright 1996, David Bedno

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